America to Jakarta, Indonesia

There have definitely been odd happenings at McColo Corp. This single web hosting company was responsible for more than 40% of the world’s spam. Last weekend McColo briefly went online again, but it proved enough time for many botnets to be resurrected like phoenixes from the ashes. I think The Office is correct in their assessment that the malware and spyware activity generated from McColo is unusually advanced and may indeed have had extraterrestrial input.

Cheshire Cat was able to follow the trails of several spam generators by changing himself into data streams and skidding the Internet. He was able to catch the code of one spam generator and bring it back from Cyber Space. He says that the spam algorithms are “curious”. Mr Stewart and his team have been at it and they confirm the atypical program code. The program code make sense, but the logic is unusual. Although Mr Stewart still thinks our chase for ET-pucks is asinine, he has concurred that the program code is “highly unusual, as if it wasn’t coded with human logic in mind”.

Unfortunately The Office made us leave for Indonesia. Apparently a puck has been caught by researchers on the island of Sulawesi.

I was frustrated to leave America while on such a hot trail of what could possibly be ET-pucks. Getting in and out of American is a logistical nightmare. Although The Office has secured our visas, it is our equipment that are causing the greatest hassles at the airports. We’ve opted to call ourselves “Paranormal Researchers” and with a wink we explain that we’re “Ghost Hunters”. It takes hours for them to rummage through our equipment. Luckily Cheshire Cat can sneak on to the plain without being detected. Just imagine the inconvenience it would have been if Cheshire Cat was kept in quarantine for months, as is often the case with animals. Not that they have to fear that Cheshire Cat will carry any diseases. If he is carrying a disease it would not be the kind of disease normal animals are susceptible to get. To be honest, I’m not too sure how a quantum physical disease would manifest.

In any case, we arrived at Jakarta, the capital of Indonesia. Currently we are at present trying to navigate to Sulawesi, but everything is complicated by the earthquake that struck Indonesia a couple of days ago.